Post This, or Facebook Will Own Your Soul…and Your Kids…and Your House…

by Ken Mueller on November 27, 2012 · 22 comments

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Post This, or Facebook Owns Your Soul...Have you ever purchased a ticket to a Major League baseball game or other sporting event? If so, have you ever read the small print on the back? Probably not, because it’s next to impossible to read it. But even if you could read it, you probably didn’t. There’s a lot of legal mumbo jumbo on the back designed to protect the rights of the team.

One thing you’ll notice is that by purchasing the ticket and entering the park, you are forgoing the right to sue for any damages, should you get injured in any way by anything before, during, or after the game. In other words, if a broken bat hits you in the head, tough luck.

Let’s say you disapprove of this. You could stand at the game, holding a sign that says,

“If I get hit by a foul ball, a broken bat, or get injured in any way while I’m in the stadium, I reserve the right to sue whomever I please for damages.”

You’re covered, right?

Wrong. Regardless of what you say, you’re bound by the small print which you never read on the ticket that you purchased. Nothing you say or write can change that. Oh, and they also have the right to take video or photos of you at the game and use them at their discretion.

Now, let’s go to Facebook. When you signed on, you agreed to the fine print set forth by Facebook in a rather long and lengthy set of documents called the Facebook Terms of Service. Nothing you say or do on or off Facebook can change that. You can’t declare yourself immune to the stipulations set forth in the TOS.

And yet that’s what many think they are doing as they post this on Facebook:

In response to the new Facebook guidelines I hereby declare that my copyright is attached to all of my personal details, illustrations, comics, paintings, professional photos and videos, etc. (as a result of the Berner Convention). For commercial use of the above my written consent is needed at all times! (Anyone reading this can copy this text and paste it on their Facebook Wall. This will place them under protection of copyright laws. By the present communique, I notify Facebook that it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, disseminate, or take any other action against me on the basis of this profile and/or its contents. The aforementioned prohibited actions also apply to employees, students, agents and/or any staff under Facebook’s direction or control. The content of this profile is private and confidential information. The violation of my privacy is punished by law (UCC 1 1-308-308 1-103 and the Rome Statute). Facebook is now an open capital entity. All members are recommended to publish a notice like this, or if you prefer, you may copy and paste this version. If you do not publish a statement at least once, you will be tacitly allowing the use of elements such as your photos as well as the information contained in your profile status update.

Sounds pretty legal and formidable, eh? Too bad it’s just flat out wrong.

Once you set up an account on Facebook, you have agreed to all that small print.

Don’t worry; Facebook doesn’t really own your soul, or your house, or your kids. Trust me, I’ve been trying to get Facebook to take my kids off my hands for a few years. It doesn’t work.

But if you are really concerned about privacy, just be careful what you post. Or don’t post anything at all. It’s like the baseball game: if you don’t want to get hurt, or have your picture taken, don’t go to the game.

And for the sake of all that is good, decent, and even remotely sane, don’t go posting these sorts of things on Facebook. Please?

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21 comments
Adam | Customer Experience
Adam | Customer Experience

The ballpark analogy is a good one Ken! I see these things in the feed and just shake my head. One thing I've learned about the law, it's best left to lawyers.

pavelnovel
pavelnovel

Yeah, I still don't understand why people think it works. I imagine they're thinking Mark Zuckerberg shakes his fist angrily and yells "we lost another one!" every time pastes that status.

However there is a serious threat from Facebook that I too have copied and pasted, you guys are free to use it:

"If you don't know, as of today, Facebook will automatically start plunging the Earth into the Sun. To change this option, go to Settings --> Planetary Settings --> Trajectory then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Apocalypse.' Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste onto your status for all to see. We must all work together to save the world."

KDillabough
KDillabough

Thanks Ken, for a straightforward, straight-up post on the real-meal-deal. And I like @LizJostes comment:) My favourite line? "It's like the baseball game: if you don't want to get hurt, or have your picture taken, don't go to the game." Spot on. Cheers! Kaarina

lillytiger
lillytiger

I roll my eyes every time I see one of those post from friends on facebook.  I guess it makes people feel better.  Thanks Ken for posting this.  So maybe now my feel will have a few less of those :D

KenMueller
KenMueller moderator

@lillytiger hopefully this will die down soon. It's funny how these same things keep coming up. I think this is the third wave of this particular one this year...

girlseeksplace
girlseeksplace

A friend of mine posted that comic yesterday. I've seen so many people posting that status update, though. People who should know better actually believe that posting that status protects them legally.

Inkling Media
Inkling Media

Mark, you record THAT version of the video, and I'll do everything in my power to help it go viral...

AmyMccTobin
AmyMccTobin

Any time ANY post is cut and pasted, I know it's bogus.  I bet your kids have been trying to get ANYONE to take you off of their hands for even longer.

LizJostes
LizJostes like.author.displayName 1 Like

Ha, ha! I only partially agree about Facebook not owning our souls. ;-)

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